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You want to date statist chicks.
This is late on Free Keene. I didn’t realize I hadn’t posted it yet. I apologize.
Today’s comic was inspired by Anton Lee.
If anyone analyzes and dissects this one, I’m going to thump an innocent bunny rabbit on the head. I promise I will.
Comment by Larry The Dwarf
July 13, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
Next one: “People that thump innocent bunny rabbits on the head”
Comment by charley hardman
July 13, 2009 @ 5:14 pm
it’ll be hard for anything 3–1 to top this. you may have nailed everything with #4. extra points for noting that RP’s a statist, however obvious.
Comment by Zeus
July 13, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
Yes, Ron Paul is obviously an insidious enemy to all who cherish liberty, a seething cauldron of potential tyranny just waiting to explode with violence at any moment. Beware his villainy! For behind that peaceful, grandfatherly facade lies the face of EVILRON™, Lord of the Police State Apocalypse! Beware his missile-launching iron fist and deadly Kung-Fu Action Grip!
Comment by ODIN
July 13, 2009 @ 6:09 pm
Zeus, knock it off! You’re gonna scare the kiddies…We didn’t install the “missle-launching iron fist”, *OR* the “deadly Kung Fu Action Grip”. You’re we’re holding off until “”R.P., V.2.O”"…///…Dick Cheney down in Corporate gave the go-ahead for the Public Release of “EVILRON”, but only as a *SERVICE MARK*, *NOT* a *trademark*! You’re always in such a freakin’ HURRY, Sheesh!…Remember, Dude, always check w/Legal before you go spouting off like that!…We work our asses off on these marketing campaigns…don’t mess our timing! Gotta fly, later, Zues!…
Comment by charley hardman
July 13, 2009 @ 6:34 pm
Yes, Ron Paul is obviously an insidious enemy to all who cherish liberty, a seething cauldron of potential tyranny just waiting to explode with violence at any moment.
Comment by Scott in Winnipeg
July 13, 2009 @ 8:36 pm
Statist is just name-calling. A voluntaryist would call a minarchist a “statist”.
Comment by bigmike
July 13, 2009 @ 9:07 pm
Wait. Ron Paul doesn’t have the deadly Kung Fu action grip? DAMMIT!
Comment by ODIN
July 14, 2009 @ 8:54 am
DUDE! The deadly kung Fu action grip WILL be a feature in EVILRON v.2012!…(sorry, not “Version 2.0, as mis-noted above…) He’s gonna be Sarah Palin’s running mate…You heard it here first, folks!…
Comment by elkfart(therealelkfart)
July 14, 2009 @ 8:55 am
Screw Ron Paul…Dale, please just draw some more hotties, OK? THANKS!
Comment by Anton Lee
July 14, 2009 @ 8:18 pm
it’s so true. To me, the hottest chick out there is an independent person who has no need to harm or steal from others.
sexy, damn sexy. Going halfway? Not sexy.
Comment by Zeus
July 14, 2009 @ 8:43 pm
I checked with legal. Turns out there was a delay on EVILRON™ because they were finalizing the ACTION-RON™ v.2012 accessories.
The former will indeed have the rocket-propelled iron fist and Kung-Fu Action Grip but the rest isn’t nailed down yet. The latter will have a leg-holstered .45 and an AR-15.
SEA-RON™ Scuba-gear outfit, AIR-RON™ jetpack outfit and a NINJA-RON™ Stealth Outfit sold separately.
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