A Clean Butt is a Happy Butt

You're killin' me, Dale. Now I want to know what he said!

Censorship bloz

Ah, gee. Dale, the reasons I posted what I did, where I did, are several. First, this cartoon has been up a while, but nobody's posted anything about it yet. Now, here's the 5th post in 2 days on this topic. So, just that many more people have seen and appreciated a clean cat butt. You're welcome. As for my post not being "relevant" to the topic of a cat licking it's butt, I must agree. It's not directly relevent. You want me to post here about the time I was a kid and our cat Sassy ate a piece of tinsel off the Christmas tree? It came 1/2 way out her butt, but she couldn't get the rest of it out. So she walked around for a day or 2 with a piece of tinsel sticking out her butt. Funniest thing ever. Is that what you want? Another reason is simple. Freedom. Because I can/could. Free expression. Lots of eyes see this blog post. It's a type of public message board. I can write what I want, and know that anybody can read it. So I have to be careful what I say. I try to keep my posts as exciting, funny, entertaining, educational & informative as I can. Sometimes I fail to have my posts be those things. So what? Finally, is your cartoon *ONLY* about the literal subject of a cat cleaning its' butt???…Wasn't my (NOW CENSORED/DELETED) post about a metaphorical cat butt cleaning???…I've obviously got way too much shit on my mind. That should be obvious to anybody who reads enough of my posts. No, my mind is not a cat butt, or a diaper. Haven't you seen those bumper stickers that say:"A mind (or "a politician",in some cases!…)is like a diaper. They should both be changed often, and for the same reasons." Finally, (part 2), I have unintentionally proven that yes, even FREEKEENE censors. That's right, folks, if good ole' Dalebert thinks your post is not "relevent" enough, YOU GET CENSORED!. And, um, Dalebert, surely you've heard about a thing called "intellectual property rights law"???…The "Milleneum Digital Copyright Protection Act" – (whatever exactly it's called…)???…See, I posted those comments to the PUBLIC DOMAIN. What you've done here, Dalebert, by taking down this post, well, you have stolen my words from my public. OK. Give them back! Where are they? If you don't return my words to me, I might have to pursue legal action. Go ahead and think that I'm crazy, but you gotta wonder. Some of what I say seems to make too much sense. You know all these fancy legal "tricks" you FREEKEENER/STATER folks keep coming up with…"file a notarized notice of receipt of agreement to render services" or some such shit???…Well, how do you know that I'm not working w/the FBI, say, to shut you guys down???…Maybe we've got a fat stack of indictments, like a trap, just waiting for you to trigger it by doing something silly like de-posting one of the King of Keene's comments…And, thanks to the Patriot Act, *ANY* use of a computer connected to the internet may be subject to FEDERAL ACTION. At least that Federal action won't be in Kangaroo/keene district court! You won't have to worry about Burke, or Lane! So, where is my post now, Dale? Did you re-post it somewhere? Where?…Big Brother is watching you. And the King of Keene is WATCHING BIG BROTHER WATCH YOU!!!…BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!…(insert implied *grin* here…)…

Thank-you, Dale. I will keep your comments in mind. Sorry for the trouble. Now, about those "slightly disturbing reasons"…You are aware that that post devolved into pure fantasy about 2/3 – 3/4 the way down???…Almost sounded believable to *me*, TOO!!!…*grin*…