Just remembered that not everyone likes Elvis. I understand that they also have a large selection of tigers. The whiskers are so realistic, you can almost touch them!

The “Women Haters” and the “Women” are at each others throats. Good thing the consequences are meaningless, otherwise physical violence might break out.

This situation cries out for Trial by Ordeal for arbitration of the plagiarism controversy. I don’t think the voluntarist have rejected this yet, and Ian might find the arbitrary nature to his liking. After all, Trial by Ordeal has the advantage of simplicity.

This episode is a most pitiful showing.

P.S. Why use nonstandard paper size for the document. Family Dollar does not sell oddball frame sizes.

Actually, it’s funny you say that.

My political opinions lean more and more to Anarchy (philosophically understood, meaning abolition of control not whiskered men with bombs) – or to ..unconstitutional’ Monarchy … If we could get back to personal names, it would do a lot of good. Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and the process of governing and it should be an offense to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people. If people were in the habit of referring to ‘King George’s council, Winston and his gang’, it would do a long way to clearing thought, and reducing the frightful landslide into “Theyocracy”. Anyway, the proper study of Man is anything but Man, and the most improper job of any man … is bossing other men.

-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien (1995), p. 63.

They’re just a parable for fascist/statist worship of supreme overlords who want to use unexplainable powers to control us.

(Just kidding…some Free Keene humor…)