Take it to Court!

On Thursday of this week, I was getting ready to leave for the Manchester Airport with Kelly when “code enforcer” Fred Parcells was spotted pulling out of my next-door-neighbor’s driveway. Then I realized that I had a ticket on my windshield, and so did Kelly!

Fred had sneakily pulled up into my neighbor’s driveway, and somehow plopped tickets on our two cars while we were outside in plain view. I say that he did it sneakily because despite the fact that we were outside about 20 feet away from our cars, he didn’t use his words to talk to us or make his presence apparent.

Over the last year, Fred has victimized me with a handful of tickets for crimes involving no victim. It’s part of his modus operandi to remain silent while dispensing state violence in the form of tickets. It seems he has forgotten how to deal with issues like a human being and instead resorts to threats of force in response to petty issues and made-up charges like this one. He has no obligation to ticket anyone, so he is pursuing these interactions intentionally despite what some may say about him “just doing his job.”

Last time I received a ticket from Fred, it was for the same charge: he claimed that my car was impeding the path of the sidewalk, which was untrue. It appears he just likes to boss people around and not stand behind his claims because the tickets that have been levied against me have all been dropped when I inform the court that I demand a trial.

It’s as simple as that. Hate paying tickets? Refuse to pay. Take the aggressors to court and make them PROVE beyond a reasonable doubt that 1) there is a victim, and 2) they can produce bulletproof evidence of the crime. Police can almost never do either of these things. That doesn’t mean you will win in court, but it does increase the likelihood that law enforcement will drop the charges.

Despite the fact that many jurisdictions reward the state aggressor with overtime (1.5x) hourly pay for testifying in court, many agents back down from those situations. They are, for the time being, unused to their victims standing up for themselves.

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  • enslave keene

    Derricks plea sounds alot like those of Winchester begging the two FSP people to drop their law suit so the school could stay open.

    Deaf ears are a real bitch aint they!

    Your F*****ng ticket isnt a drop in the bucket compared to what you did to an entire town…

  • MaineShark

    Yeah, never take a plea. I know someone who was recently on trial for "unsafe backing" because he was rear-ended by a vehicle that just happened to be driven by a firefighter. So, when the cop showed up, guess whose side he automatically took? The manager of a local store with video cameras outside came up to the cop to offer the tapes, but was told by the cop to "go ahead and delete that, because we already know what happened."

    So, the victim of these punks shows up at trial, and the prosecutor tries to talk him into just paying the ticket. "Only a couple hundred bucks, right? You know, if the judge finds you guilty, he could give you a fine that's higher than the recommendation in the statute…"

    He told the prosecutor to get lost, and ended up paying… $0.

    Of course, the whole morning was almost nothing but folks taking plea deals. Two of the dozen-plus cases were petty theft. All the rest were victimless crimes. If only a few more of those had refused to plea, the court system would have had no choice but to drop the charges or face gridlock.

  • DewSchnozzleNY

    DerrickJ,

    Keep up the good fight. Seems as if Fred has a bug up his a$$ for anyone willing to stand up for themselves.

  • Alfred E. Newman

    Frederick B Parsells

    (603) 352-4345

    11 McKinley St

    Keene, NH 03431-2325

  • enslave keene

    Thank you Alfie for that, I want to send him a thank you card and a letter of support for all his fine work!!

    Freddie B, in the place to be!!

    Take no prisoners Fred.

  • david

    enslave,

    If fred read whats you said he will think you should be put in a padded cell.

    And ,I'm sure, would prefer NOT to have your endorsement.

    Also, you are lying about sending him a "card".

  • enslave keene

    david

    I really do want to thank him. He is doiing a good service.

  • Bill

    I just called him to congratulate him on a job well done. He asked me how I heard about it, so I told him. He was very pleased with the many positive responses he has received so far.

  • david

    pompous absurd silliness,,congratulating him for giving out a 15 dollar ticket…maybe you should congratulate him for going potty next..

    yes lets all call the c and "congratulate them" every time they give out a 15 dollar ticket… talk about foolishness…

  • david

    i think bill is lying… "positive responses" about a 15 dollar parking ticket…

  • matt

    Yeah Derrick – I'm sure you would have been willing to "talk" with him. You all burned that bridge years ago with your cackling, mockery and harassment. Hyena's don't talk, they have no interest or abilities in such things – Keene officials have learned that and likely see no evidence of evolution.

    THANK YOU Fred for doing what us taxpayers expect for you to do.

    Kelly: You need some headlights and directionals.

  • Chaz Munro

    You've learned nothing Matt. You bow down to power for power's sake, and make it harder each time to hide the simple fact.

    All the tickets were (what, Matt?) DISMISSED. He showed evidence each time that he did not do what Fred accused him of (as it was Fred that handed out the tickets in the first place).

    You will spin this simple fact as much as your weird little mind will allow you to, yet you back the state even when it is wrong. If you had even a minute inkling of just how absurd of a joke this makes you look, you'd go live in a cave somewhere, too embarrassed to have the world view you.

    Of course you'll deflect from this in your reply. Anything to keep from dealing with what you've become.

  • name

    chaz, genius, so good to have you back. You seem rested and relaxed, but why so cross? Dis someone piss in your cornflakes this morning, or are you just a Pats fan?

  • enslave keene

    All the tickets were (what, Matt?) DISMISSED. He showed evidence each time that he did not do what Fred accused him of (as it was Fred that handed out the tickets in the first place).

    Really?, This happened last Thursday and he already got them dismissed?

    Ok.

  • enslave keene

    All Free Keeners with Fk'd up cars, you better run, better run, Faster than the Freddy!!

    Ian has a quick hand!!

    His mic in your face, screaming "hey whats your name"

    Derrick has a pasty body!

    Looking like a piece of chalk that Ademo uses on the court house..

    Gravity is no friend!

    To the Kelly V, when she strips out on the tarmac!

    But Freddy, he aint playing games!

    Yeah he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you.

    All the free staters with the pumped up bras, better run better run, faster than the Freddy!

  • chase

    matt = pwnd 24/7

  • MaineShark

    enslave, do you have a reading comprehension problem? As the article says, this has happened multiple times.

    Oh, and what that bureaucrat is doing is both a State and Federal crime. Guess you support some specific criminals, eh? He's also opening Keene up to a major lawsuit, if Derrick wanted to pursue things in that direction…

  • matt

    Yeah…sure Chase – ownage on a blog nobody reads. How is the FK ad campaign coming along? Thanks for continually letting me know how much I get under your skin – it makes me happy. Reply back – I'm getting hungry.

  • enslave keene

    How did Matt get owned??

  • enslave keene

    @Shark

    The city is quaking in their boots about a Derrick J lawsuit. No Doubt!!

  • name

    matt, I don't know if you've checked lately, but the fk donations HAVE DOUBLED in the last couple of days. So have the total number of contributors. There are now exactly two, for an astounding $20.00. Not each, but total. I tip my barista more than that on a weekly basis.

  • chase

    pwnd = pwnd

  • name

    Wow, matt, dude, time to hang your head in shame. I mean, you've been told you were pwnd by a guy who thought up the put downs 'so brave' AND 'a true hero'. And on a website that AVERAGES $10/ month in contributions and one contributor EACH month!

    Might be time to give it a rest for a while. Heal those wounds. Perhaps you can come back, but next time you will know to choose your battles wisely.

  • name

    Prove you are a true hero, chaised. Go easy on him when, and IF matt returns.

    So brave.

  • chase

    imitation = the sincerest form of flattery.

    justin gets credit for so brave not me.

    pwnd = pwnd

  • chase

    name, just because your mom can make instant coffee packets, that doesnt make her a barista.

  • name

    Moron=Someone who can't figure out the difference between Imitate and mimic.

    Here's a hint, one is to copy so as to ridicule or mock.

    Wow, a 'Your mamma' joke. So brave. You're a true hero.

    Look, more imitation and 'flattery'.

  • chase

    do you mean "yo mamma"?

    you're so white. and a TRUE HERO!

  • name

    Oh, and you're black?

    So brave.

    More flattery.

  • name

    Nice to know you're a racist, as well as a moron.

  • david

    Hey what about Me :im brave too u know

  • chase

    me = flattered

    you = pwnd

  • name

    I guess I need to repeat.

    Moron = Someone who can’t figure out the difference between Imitate and mimic.

    You're not too quick, are you?

    But you are SO BRAVE.

    If you say it, it must be so, because you're, well you know, A TRUE HERO.

    Really, I mean that. Sincerely. I'm not mocking you at all. Really.

  • Pep

    If nobody reads this blog, why do all the haters care enough to post here?

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