Vermin Supreme’s “Guns N’ Ponies” March on Concord, NH

Last Friday, future president of the United States Vermin Supreme and his supporters donned ponies, guns, signs, and masks to march on Concord New Hampshire’s state house on the final day to file to be in the Libertarian NH presidential primary for 2020.

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18 Comments

  1. Great job everybody!

  2. This guy is a laugh riot. Ponies? there is only one pony and one quarter horse. To bad these animals are being subjected to this type of abuse. Posting ridiculous stickers on these animals. But this guy is a riot.

    By the way, who cleaned up after the horses? lol

  3. You tell ’em, Jacks! Boy, we’re so lucky to have someone like you around to remind us to shut up and obey! Everyone knows that our votes rightfully belong to the status quo, not to pony pimping toothbrush fetishists like Vermin Supreme!

  4. I don’t think JJ cleans up his horse shit..but all of a sudden he’s fastidious..just go clean it up yourself JJ! Seeing as you’re so Eco conscious!

  5. JJ: You should have seen what president Vermin Surpreme did at his OTHER recent event. The guy read bestiality aloud from his book in front of a VERY VERY VERY long line (multiple blocks) waiting to get a Hilary book signed by Hilary fanatics. The expression on these ladies faces to hearing that man were having sex not with other men, but ponies, was priceless.

  6. kk – That sounds like some serious mental illness. He likes to be in the limelight.

  7. No jacks. That is what they call satire. It’s intended to make fun of and annoy those who are opposed to freedom and demonstrate to the rest of society just how silly the laws are. As far as I know anyway Vermin Supreme doesn’t have a beastiality fetish. If you haven’t picked up on it yet the entire Vermin Supreme campaign is performance art and satire. It makes fun of the fact politicians are liars and make outlandish promises while then in practice doing things that in practice just benefit themselves and friends.

  8. But this sort of ridicule does nothing but create hard feelings, kk. That’s why Vermin Supreme and the rest of you filthy hippies need to shut up and obey. So you guys better pull that voting lever for the status quo next time you’re in the ballot box! Otherwise Jacks will have no choice but to laugh at you in print again!

  9. kk – Why would you ever say he read bestiality out loud? That isn’t sarcasm. Your statement is depravity and immoral. Suggesting they had sex with ponies shows infantile behaviors that are non discerning. In other words, someone who is very immoral.
    You say your statements in the post I read was sarcasm. I don’t know this person. What am I supposed to think? If you write multiple sarcastic statements, apparently self control is not your strongest feature.

    “Vermin Supreme campaign is performance art and satire”. No it isn’t. It’s a sign of delusions and misguidance. Has he changed anything with his behaviors? No he hasn’t.

    ” It makes fun of the fact politicians are liars and make outlandish promises while then in practice doing things that in practice just benefit themselves and friends”

    It sounds like you are saying this stunt was only for them and their friends. So what was the point? I thought he was out to educate the “public” like you have said in past statements about the activists in NH.

    If you write more statements regarding this article, please leave out the sarcasm and depraved thoughts. They are quite disturbing.

  10. Wow Jacks. Reciting bestiality fantasies in front of Democrats, of all things? Boy, it’s a good thing Hillary and her husband weren’t nearby! Those degenerates are already into enough creepy stuff as it is, am I right pookums?

  11. ” send lawyers, guns, and ponies the shit has hit the fan”

  12. Uh oh. Somebody is triggered. Now, where is that safe space with the crayons and stuffed animals?

  13. “I thought he was out to educate the “public” like you have said in past statements about the activists in NH.”

    You know I’ve never said that. I have explicitly stated I don’t care two shits for what the general public thinks. That isn’t who this is catering to. If that isn’t obvious there isn’t any hope for you jacks.

  14. kk – Again with the childish sarcasm. You have made statements that these activists are out educating the public.

    “I don’t care two shits for what the general public thinks”. You must care what the public says. Yo respond to my statements, you seem to respond to anyone’s statements that are contrary to your beliefs.

  15. JJ: Let me get this straight. So you assume that by responding I care what you think? It couldn’t be for some other reason now could it? Like the impression that others get? So no Jack’s. You can fuck off and die. The only reason you aren’t banned here is because libertarians value debate and free expression of ideas even by those we don’t agree with. However that doesn’t mean you explicitly.

  16. kk – Another potty mouthed childish rant.

    “The only reason you aren’t banned here is because libertarians value debate and free expression of ideas even by those we don’t agree with”.

    Really? You have been given the almighty power of who can stay or be banned? That is quite amusing. Did you get your power from the higher ups like Ian? I believe you are biting off more than you can chew. Don’t over step your bounds.

    “So you assume that by responding I care what you think”? You must, you are responding to my comments. Each time you respond you have to play the childish name calling to those who disagree with you. You can’t be an individual unless you get those puppy dog pats on the head to validate your own self worth. So yes, you do care what others think, without it, you will enter a deep depression and turn to alcohol just to feel something. Then you write the most discombobulated statements no one can understand.

  17. Wow Jacks, Ian’s minions really are getting uppity these days – especially with all this wishing death upon you and stuff. What do you think gives courage to such people? Cannabis? Bitcoin? Soothing Vietnamese foot rubs?

    Anyway pookums, some of the guys over here think you’ve been going about all this the wrong way. I mean really! Internet psychiatry again of all things? That twaddle’s for rookies! What you should be using is the Silent Treatment! That’ll really show these filthy hippies who’s better! What do you think, Jacks? Are you game for that?

  18. Did use March in formation? Because I’m just wondering because the word March gets sullied and …if you’re just hung around…that’s not exactly marching, by a long shot

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