Nobody Released on $20K Bail, Not Allowed to Speak Publicly

Nobody is out on bail!

Nobody is out on bail!

Nearly six months after his arrest in an insanely destructive 6am raid back in March, longtime Free Keene blogger Nobody has finally been granted bail. The judge in his case suggested that Nobody, who changed his name from Rich Paul to run for Mayor in 2019 then Governor in 2020, was being held illegally.

As was the case with my bail conditions, the federal “magistrate judge” denied Nobody’s bail initially and the defense had to appeal that “de novo” to the actual judge in the case, Joseph Normand Laplante. Laplante also happens to be the chief judge for the entire Federal District Church Court. Thus far Laplante has been much more reasonable than the magistrates, though the bail restrictions on the Crypto Six have varied wildly.

For instance, Aria DiMezzo is highly restricted on what websites she can visit and must ask permission from her probation officer to go to any sites that are outside her limited “whitelist”. However she has no restrictions on drug use. In contrast, I am able to go to any website except for sites for buying, selling, and trading cryptocurrency, am on home confinement, and am subject to random drug testing. I am allowed to use alcohol, though I prefer not to.

No co-defendants are allowed to speak with each other, though after filing motions with the court to remove the contact restriction between us, Aria and I were granted an exception by Laplante for the purposes of being able to perform and run our nationally syndicated radio show, “Free Talk Live“. I have a long list of people in addition to my co-defendants with whom I am prohibited from speaking. This includes my longtime co-host and co-minister in the Shire Free Church, Mark Edgington. As part of his bail, Nobody is also prohibited from speaking with the same list of people. Aria has no such restriction.

BEARCAT

The BEARCAT bashed in Nobody’s front door.

At the de novo bail hearing, unlike the magistrate, Laplante didn’t seem concerned with Nobody’s statements on the recorded jail phone that seemed to be in favor of shooting police. He agreed with the defense that Nobody’s comments were just blowing off steam as Nobody was frustrated by the outrageous arrest and subsequent caging. Despite Laplante’s voiced opinion about Nobody’s lack of dangerousness, in a frustrating concession to the prosecution, he has restricted Nobody’s freedom of speech and prohibited him from making any public statements on media or at protest events. Here’s the relevant portion from page six of Nobody’s bail conditions:

  • Defendant shall refrain from the use of any social media platform to make any publicly viewable posts…
  • Defendant shall refrain from public speaking engagements on radio, television, or podcasts, and shall also refrain from “taking the mic” at public rallies or public events.

Federal Church Concord

Federal District Church Court

It was stated during the bail hearing that the concern was not that Nobody himself would commit violence but that he might influence listeners or followers to do so. So now he has no freedom of speech. This despite an accused person supposedly being allowed to be “at liberty” prior to trial. Does the first amendment not apply to people on bail? Strangely, he had more free speech inside the cage at the Merrimack County Spiritual Retreat where he was held the last several months. Nobody could, and did, call in to Free Talk Live on more than one occasion – so long as Aria or I were not on the show. Now he is specifically prohibited from any audio or tv appearances. He had also, while in jail, begun a newsletter for his church. Will he even be able to continue it?

Arguably, the restrictions as-written don’t prohibit his newsletter or perhaps even blogging. However I wouldn’t blame him if he chose not to rather than risk a post to Free Keene being considered “social media”, violating bail and getting locked back up.  Hopefully his attorneys will be fighting to get his right to free speech respected again.  On the positive side, he’s not restricted on travel and can leave his home without permission from his federal handler.

So much for freedom of speech. That said, I’m glad Nobody’s finally out.

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74 Comments

  1. Neither of those sources you mentioned contradict the original statement I posted by the Intercept. The viruses used in the research do not resemble nor could have evolved into SARS-COV-2.

    Whether Dr. Chan believed that EcoHealth thought their work was risky or Dr. Ebright’s thoughts on the documents about their work bears no relevancy on that point.

  2. I’d like to, but my parole officer says I can’t do that anymore.=(

  3. Uh huh. That’s nice, Karl. Turns out that words mean things. The viruses under study were “SARS-related.” Care to explain how a “related” something cannot at the same time “resemble” something? Because it’s looking to me like your BS meter is in immediate need of recalibration.

    In any event, you’re falling behind the rest of us, again. No one here’s talking about evolution – which is accidental as it pertains to natural selection. We’re talking about gain of function – which is man-made and hence intentional by design. See the difference? Ha ha. Just kidding. I know you don’t.

    Oh, before I go Karl, quick question – didja know that one of Fauci’s responsibilities as Director of the NIAID is to review and award grants? Weird that you don’t seem to think it’s relevant that risky or illegal sorts of research, which Fauci’s own emails show he clearly knew he was funding, deserves any scrutiny or accountability. You’re not following the science anymore, Karl. I think I know why.

  4. Well, remember when your mom had a fling with the guy from work? And she got pregnant? When your little sibling was born, you were still in the same family, but as it turns out, you don’t resemble each other at all. Funny, huh? You are related, but don’t resemble each other. Well, as it turns out, viruses mutate rapidly, and while parts of their DNA are conserved, others aren’t, which leads to a situation where we can trace the lineage of the virus and know they are related in the same family but they don’t quite resemble each other. Glad I could explain this very complicated difference at the high school dropout level. lol

    The viruses used in the lab were not SARS-COV-2. They could not have mutated into SARS-COV-2.Therefore, this research in the context of the Wuhan lab leak theory is a dead end. Buttercup, evolution is very relevant here. If one of the viruses got out of the lab and mutated into SARS-COV-2 you would have a point and the theory would essentially be confirmed. It’s weird that I have to explain that to you. It’s like telling the Russians that they have to capture Berlin to win WW2.

    Do you think it was just Fauci by himself reviewing all of these grants? There are teams of qualified scientists that do these grant review processes. At any rate, when did I say it doesn’t deserve scrutiny? They’ve looked into it, and it looks like a dead end. To everyone except for Rand Paul, who needs to look busy so he can be reelected next year, and you.

  5. Karl and Peter get in my fucking helicopter.

  6. “Well, remember…”

    Gee, Karl. Are you mad at me about something? You don’t have any reason to be. After all, I’m only trying to get you to trust the science and stuff.

    “The viruses used in the lab…”

    Wowsers, Karl. Talk about thick. You know, I think you might be having an episode of Jacks’ brain thing or something, because no one here is talking about viruses mutating or anything. We’re talking about gain of function, remember? You know, man-made viruses? Huge difference. Anyway, maybe you should just calm down for awhile and let that all sink in before you decide to post anything stupid again, ok?

    “Do you think it was just Fauci by himself reviewing all of these grants?”

    He’s the Director of the NIAID, Karl. He’s responsible for all the money awarded by that Institute, regardless of who he hires to do his busy work.

    “At any rate, when did I say it doesn’t deserve scrutiny?”

    Oh. That’s easy. You said it when you dismissed Dr. Alina Chan’s and Dr. Richard Ebright’s points as being irrelevant. I mean, you don’t think it’s relevant that the EcoHealth Alliance had hastily ruled out the possibility of any lab-related accidents at the WIV despite the fact that they’d never received any safety records from them? You’re not following the science, Karl.

    “They’ve looked into it, and it looks like a dead end. To everyone except for Rand Paul, who needs to look busy so he can be reelected next year, and you.”

    And Glenn Greenwald. And Josh Rogin. And David Bromwich. And Krystal Ball. And Saagar Enjeti. And Bret Weinstein. And Heather Heying. And Joe Concha. And Sharri Markson. And Tucker Carlson. And Sean Hannity. And Laura Ingraham. And Mike Gallagher. And James Comer. And John Kennedy. And Warren Davidson. And Guy Reschenthaler. And Marsha Blackburn. And Marco Rubio. And Tom Cotton.

    I could go on like this for awhile, Karl, but I think my point is clear – we’re all following the science way better than you are.

  7. “Gee, Karl. Are you mad at me about something?”

    Not at all baby. I am just trying to find ways to educate you about basic biology in terms you might understand. It’s still proving difficult, but I haven’t given up on you yet!

    “Wowsers, Karl.”

    lol okay. If you are discounting viral mutations entirely, then my point is even stronger – the viruses used in research were not SARS-COV-2. Looks like you were just grasping at straws. Sorry sweetie.

    “He’s the Director of the NIAID…”

    Sure, and he and his colleagues found that it was not gain of function research. Some scientists disagree. A lot hinges on how strictly you define the term gain of function.

    “. You said it when you dismissed Dr. Alina Chan’s and Dr. Richard Ebright’s points as being irrelevant. ”

    Irrelevant to the point that the research had nothing to do with SARS-COV-2? Absolutely. It was looked into, and found to be unrelated. That doesn’t mean I was opposed to them looking into the potential origin of SARS-COV-2.

    “And Glenn Greenwald. And Josh Rogin. And David Bromwich. And Krystal Ball. And Saagar Enjeti. And Bret Weinstein. And Heather Heying. And Joe Concha. And Sharri Markson. And Tucker Carlson. And Sean Hannity. And Laura Ingraham. And Mike Gallagher. And James Comer. And John Kennedy. And Warren Davidson. And Guy Reschenthaler. And Marsha Blackburn. And Marco Rubio. And Tom Cotton.”

    LMAO Is that all you’ve got? You know what, you got me there. You’ve changed my mind, truly. A bunch of hacks are also interested in this story as well. I retract my last sentence. lol

  8. I actually they probably do break the rules of release but just not publicly for obvious reasons

  9. “Not at all baby. I am just trying…”

    That’s a relief, Karl. Boy, I really thought I was in trouble there for a moment. Especially when you brought that thing up about my mom being a whore and stuff.

    “If you are discounting viral mutations entirely, then my point is even stronger…”

    No Karl, your case is weaker. You’ll never guess why.

    “Sure, and he and his colleagues found that it was not gain of function research.”

    Uh huh. The guys under inquiry for funding gain of function research investigated themselves for wrongdoing and determined they were innocent of all charges. Case closed!

    “It was looked into…”

    But it wasn’t looked into, Karl. How could it have been? EcoHealth Alliance had not received any safety records from the WIV.

    “LMAO Is that all you’ve got?”

    No. I definitely could keep going. Wouldja like me to do that, Karl?

    “A bunch of hacks…”

    Say, speaking of hacks, remember that Moscow pee tape the libtard weirdos on CNN and MSNBC kept promising us? Gee whiz, I wonder what happened to that thing, anyway?

  10. What’s wrong with being a whore, and why would I be mad at that, Silvia? You aren’t telling me that a libertarian has a problem with her mom being a whore now. Where is your appreciation of free choice? Also, given your profession, you’re being a bit hypocritical here.

    “…You’ll never guess why.”

    Yeah, I don’t think like a dipshit, so I probably won’t guess why.

    “But it wasn’t looked into, Karl. How could it have been?”

    Is the media not looking into it now, and finding nothing? If not, then how we are talking about it at this moment?

    “Wouldja like me to do that, Karl?”

    If you want to list out more hacks, then be my guest.

    “Say, speaking of hacks, remember that Moscow pee tape the libtard weirdos on CNN and MSNBC kept promising us?”

    Did CNN and MSNBC promise that? When was that? I recall them reporting on the Steele dossier, and I remember the pee tape allegation. Which host promised the tapes?

  11. “What’s wrong with…”

    That’s so funny, Karl. Hey, remember the time last week when you said “hardly.” We’re still laughing about that one over here.

    “Yeah, I don’t think…”

    So close, Karl. You’re almost there. Say, care to try again? I’ll give ya a hint. It has to do with gain of function and the fact that the Chinese Communist Party is up to their armpits in lying wusses.

    “Is the media not looking into it now…”

    Some of the media is looking into it. That bunch of hacks you mentioned the other day, for instance. However, the rest of the hacks have decided to brush all this under the rug because it interferes with their plans of advancing the narrative that Trump voters are the ones spreading all that covid. That’s really what’s most important, you see.

    “If you want to list out more hacks…”

    Just any old hacks, Karl? You’ll need to be more specific. It’d be so embarrassing if I listed the wrong ones.

    “Did CNN and MSNBC promise that? When was that? I recall them reporting on the Steele dossier…”

    Hmm. I think you might be remembering things a little differently than the rest of us are, Karl. It’s probably because you’re such a totally gullible, ideologically intolerant libtard weirdo.

  12. I guess you’ve got nothing substantial to say aside from insults. Pity. I thought you’d eventually put up some sort of argument. Well, that’s libertarianism for ya, all bark and no bite. At least PM/PF had a position he was willing to support lol

  13. Ouch. Wicked burn there, Karl. Anyway, good guess but still no cigar. Care to give it one more try? I don’t think I can help you any further though seeing as I’ve already given you a super swell hint and stuff. But if you get this one right I’m certain you’ll have earned yourself the warm feeling of accomplishment of a job well done. Sound good, Karl?

    Oh, by the way, have you been paying attention to the news lately? Get this. Turns out those vaccines you totally gullible libtard weirdos have been pushing on the rest of us aren’t stopping instances of severe covid or death like they’re supposed to be doing. Go figure, huh? It’s so bad, Pope Saint Fauci the Great (may he live forever) is even commanding (sorry, I mean “recommending”) a booster shot now. Three shots total by current tally just in case you’re wondering. Hey Karl, wanna place any bets on whether he’ll change his mind on this again by the end of the year?

  14. The vaccinated represent less than five percent of all hospitalizations and deaths. That’s pretty remarkable if you ask me. This vaccine has had better outcomes than many other vaccines. COVID isn’t going away until we reach herd immunity, and it might not go away at all if we keep getting new variants. So unless you anti-vaxxers change your mind, there are going to be more boosters, masks and shutdowns. You and people like you, are the reason we keep having to deal with this bullshit.

  15. To quote one of the two Board Members of Free Keene, Mark Edgington, as he recently described Free Keene:

    “ a bunch of recalcitrant, autistic people running around arguing with each other”.

  16. “The vaccinated represent less than five percent of all hospitalizations and deaths.”

    Wow. that’s great news. We really needed that too, because the CDC reported last week that injuries and deaths CAUSED by the covid vaccines have hit new highs. Tragic, huh Karl?

    “This vaccine has had better outcomes than many other vaccines.”

    Wow, Karl. That really is pretty remarkable. Anyway, not to be nitpicky or nothing, but do you think you could be more specific about which vaccines you’re talking about? It’s kind of a big list, ya know?

    “COVID isn’t going away until we reach herd immunity, and it might not go away at all if we keep getting new variants.”

    Uh huh. Thing is, it’s pretty clear to everyone paying attention that the objective of you libtard weirdos isn’t really herd immunity, it’s zero covid. Don’tcha think that’s a bit unreasonable? Ha ha. Just kidding, Karl. I know you don’t. You are all mentally ill, after all.

    “You and people like you, are the reason we keep having to deal with this bullshit.”

    Mmm hmm. Got it, Karl. Trump voters are the problem. Not the Covid Pope or his Inquisitors or the mad scientists creating novel coronaviruses over at the WIV. They’re totally blameless. Just ask the Chicoms. I mean commies never lie about touchy subjects like mass murder and stuff, am I right?

  17. Oh great! You are relying on the CDC’s data. Good job! Let’s see what they have to say here:

    More than 375,000,000 doses of COVID-19 vaccines were administered in the United States from December 14, 2020, through September 7, 2021. During this time, VAERS received 7,439 reports of death (0.0020%) among people who received a COVID-19 vaccine. FDA requires healthcare providers to report any death after COVID-19 vaccination to VAERS, even if it’s unclear whether the vaccine was the cause. Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem.

    Pretty convincing evidence that the vaccine is a scourge /s (I know you need the /s. It means sarcasm.)

    “Wow, Karl. That really is pretty remarkable. Anyway, not to be nitpicky or nothing, but do you think you could be more specific about which vaccines you’re talking about? It’s kind of a big list, ya know?”

    I’ll pull a Silvia and tell you to look it up. I’ll give you a freebie. They are more effective than the flu vaccine.

    “Uh huh. Thing is, it’s pretty clear to everyone paying attention that the objective of you libtard weirdos isn’t really herd immunity, it’s zero covid. Don’tcha think that’s a bit unreasonable? Ha ha. Just kidding, Karl. I know you don’t. You are all mentally ill, after all.”

    How about you help us reach herd immunity first? Don’t you think that is reasonable? I tell you what, if after reaching herd immunity the left still want all these restrictions to bring us to zero COVID, I’ll join you and vote for Trump or whatever wannabe Trump blowhard runs in the next election. How does that sound?

    “Mmm hmm. Got it, Karl. Trump voters are the problem. Not the Covid Pope or his Inquisitors or the mad scientists creating novel coronaviruses over at the WIV. They’re totally blameless. Just ask the Chicoms. I mean commies never lie about touchy subjects like mass murder and stuff, am I right?”

    Two groups of people can be wrong at the same time, even if one group is more wrong. Even if I concede that Dr. Fauci, the Chinese, the illuminati, the Jews, and whoever else you’ve been primed to hate created this virus, it doesn’t mean that Trump voters should sit around and do nothing while the virus destroys lives.

  18. “To quote one of the two Board Members of Free Keene, Mark Edgington, as he recently described Free Keene:

    “ a bunch of recalcitrant, autistic people running around arguing with each other”.”

    Well, it is full of libertarians, so that only makes sense.

    I should probably stop wasting my time here, but it is a guilty pleasure to see what moronic opinion I’m going to hear next from the peanut gallery. I’ll get bored eventually.

  19. “More than 375,000,000 doses…”

    Gee, Karl. I think you posted the wrong report. That one was reported by total hacks and stuff. Here’s the one I was referring to: “Data released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) showed that between Dec. 14, 2020 and Sept. 3, 2021, a total of 675,593 adverse events following COVID vaccines were reported to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS). The data included a total of 14,506 reports of deaths – an increase of 595 over the previous week.”

    Willikers. There’s a lot more adverse events and deaths than you thought there were, huh?

    “Reports of adverse events to VAERS following vaccination, including deaths, do not necessarily mean that a vaccine caused a health problem.”

    Ya know Karl, that’s real interesting. Because a “case” doesn’t actually mean the person who tested positive for covid actually ever exhibited symptoms either. Weird how this stuff works, huh?

    “I’ll pull a Silvia and tell you to look it up.”

    Say Karl, why are you always asking me to provide sources and stuff for you? It’s not like we haven’t figured out already that it’s libtard weirdo policy to dismiss any and all sources that disagree with the official narrative.

    “I’ll give you a freebie. They are more effective than the flu vaccine.”

    Hey, Karl. Fun fact. Didja know that the flu has killed more people than covid? I wonder why the vaccine for that has never been mandated? I’ll bet it has something to do with those greedy capitalist corporate elites you keep bringing up or some shit.

    “How does that sound?”

    Sounds great Karl. Except for one thing – you’ve never, ever been this reasonable before. Plus you’re a commie, so I’m gonna need a little something more from you than just your word. You know how things are. Ha ha. Just kidding. I know you don’t.

    “Two groups of people can be wrong…”

    Umm, Karl? Just so you know, what you’re doing here is what we call “projection.” Don’t get me wrong. I love this shit and all, but don’t fly off the handle if Intrigare messes with you fierce when he reads this. 😉

    “…it doesn’t mean that Trump voters should sit around and do nothing while the virus destroys lives.”

    But they are doing something, Karl. They’re protecting their financial futures, personal property, and civil liberties from emotionally unstable, disproportionately reacting, bossypants like yourself. That’s way more far reaching than your insane plan of hitting zero covid – a disease that 99.8% of the people who get infected recover from.

    “I should probably stop wasting my time here, but…”

    But Karl, if you leave then how’ll you teach us libertarians that when the only tool you have is a hammer, you have to treat everything as if it were a nail? It’s not like Jacks can pull something like that off. He’s a retard, remember?

  20. Use are *all wrong, on every point!

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