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FREEHATER NEWS – 12/1/2011
At the beginning of November, I was challenged to a Dance-Off by Andre Rosa via his Fruit Fly Agent, Antigone. Realizing the honor of Keene’s Activists was at risk, and not one to back down from a challenge, I accepted the terms of the Dance-Off.
I’m going to mop the floor with those Manchkins, do a dance, and shoot rainbow-guns in celebration of my assured victory. Those Manch folks don’t know what they’re up against. I’m what happened to Baby Jane. My trainer was a unicorn.
I have an arsenal of secret dance moves I learned in jail, something Manchester would know nothing about. Given the overwhelming advantage of all the activity of Keene, I have conceded to dancing on Manchester’s home turf so that the Keene Activist Center can have a break for one night. Those fågés are going down.
Ian Freeman: “Derrick is going to win even though all of the judges are from Manchester.”
For more info on this story, contact Derrick J. Freeman.
derrickjfreeman@gmail.com
