Subject: Mr. Tann, Fat, Lazy Jail Guard
Mr. Tann, the guard on duty now, is particularly lazy, moreso than any other guard. His refusal to assist me with any request I make of him, even a simple phone call to the safety and security is consistently overwhelming. He is never helpful, but instead a constant source of frustration, as he meanders his fat, lumpy, body around the jail, refusing all requests for assistance by inmates. When pushed he becomes even more resistant, and is vocal about this attitude, so I dare not stress to him the importance and time sensitivity of these photocopies for court. Mr. Tann is an embarrassment to the rest of the jail guards who have a work ethic. Seriously. He must be unfirable and know it. I assume since this is a government facility that there is a quota of jobs to be filled by the “minorities” and Mr. Tann is the only black guard and one of only a handful of black people in NH, so I imagine he will be here until her retires on a cozy government pension. How upsetting it is to be at the mercy of such an individual.
In addition to being an embarrassment to any jail guard with a work ethic, Mr. Tann carries one more constant source of frustration: an anarchy symbol brightly displayed across the arm, which also wears the symbol of the empire, the American flag. No joke, he has an anarchy tattoo, claims to be an anarchist, and makes a paycheck by keeping those who buck the system in cages. *facepalm* “Tell me more about how you’re an anarchist, Mr. Government employee.”
Mr. Tann gives by far the roughest pat downs of any jail guard. He hit my nuts so hard, I grunted unexpectedly in pain. He said “whats the matter?” and I told him that was the roughest pat down I had receieved. He said “ Just imagine if I was trying to be rough.” I could barely speak. I was struck by silence, as Iit felt like my testicles were in my stomach. It’s one thing to be stripped down naked, life my junk, spread my cheese and cough, and it’s a total ‘nother to be hit in the testicles.
Mr. Tann deserves to be fired, or at least receive a stern talking to.
