Official DPRK presents Unofficial DPRK

In further exploration of their counterpart six thousand miles away, the Democratic dprk-unicorn-1203People’s Republic of Keene is airing a special during the AKPF #1 timeslot showcasing current events in the unofficial DPRK of Northern Korea. This educational installment follows similar paths taken by Music of Unofficial DPRK from last week, covering such stories as training dogs attacking mannequins, state media spokespersons, and the purging of Jang Song Thaek from high ranking party positions. Stay tuned to the end for a dance party DPRK style and a quick promo from the central committee inauguration at Keene city hall.

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Garrett

Awesome write up Meg. And it WAS cool to meet you outside of Facebook land. See you at PorcFest!

Peter Griffin

Shut-up MEG!

jefFREE

Great job!!! BTW, what legally constitutes "dancing"? Perhaps someone else has already brought this up. The dictionary defines the verb "dance" this way: "1. To move rhythmically usually to music, using prescribed or improvised steps and gestures. 2. a. To leap or skip about excitedly. b. To appear to flash or twinkle: eyes that danced with merriment. c. Informal To appear to skip about; vacillate: danced around the issue. 3. To bob up and down." Can one dance from the knees up, without moving one's feet? Can someone with an irregular gait be arrested for "dancing"? When a police officer's… Read more »

outsider

Looks like o.Marino is really overexerting that single-digit IQ thinking too hard.

Man, it's painful to watch.

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