Bob Constantine, AKA His Excellency The Elder Reverend Ambassador Weeda Claus, hasn’t been idle despite being held in a cage without his consent by a violent criminal gang. He’s been doing outreach by spreading the word about Law Enforcement Against Prohibition with his jailers and discussing the concept of victimless “crimes” with the other men he’s held captive with. So far he has written three letters, and this is the first:
My mom dropped me off earlier today at 8:55 am. She has a list of a few books she’ll be sending me. The Creature from Jekyll Island should keep me busy for a while.
So far things are not too bad. I think the pen I’m writing with is a “jail pen” and it’s a bit floppy… security reasons I assume. There’s a good possibility I will be out in 40 days due to “good behavior” or so I’m told.
There are some books in the ahem “library” and I’ve suggested a few, Isaac Asimov’s. Somehow I got a corner cubicle w/ window so I’m thankful for that. One of the guards gave me some paper (2 pieces.) I’m told I can buy some on Monday which should be enough to start outlining a book. One of the Jail Captains called me “The Cannabis Guy” so apparently the trial and ensuing events did not go unnoticed. “renowned” at last!
Alas, I am now in actuality “the Cannabis-less guy.”
I’ve met a few of the guys in here and I think things will be fine. I’ve already had a few discussions about victimless crimes and hope to continue the outreach.
The cubicle (cell) isn’t too bad, no locked doors and 4 bunks made of metal. I’m told I’m in “medium security” and it’s likely I could be transferred to “low security” soon.
My attire includes some orange underwear and yellow shirt and pants, I do cut a dashing figure I do say so… No Ambassador sash though.
I saw the video of the singing in the Capital building early in the morning before I left to report to jail. I really liked it. Tell all the liberty folks “hello” and to keep working on peaceful solutions.
…39 more days to go. Celtics vs Knicks tonight. Yahoo.
Your friend,
Bob Constantine
To show your support for this brave, heroic, (not to mention renowned,) activist, consider visiting Bob or writing him a letter either directly to:
Robert Constantine
c/o Grafton County Correctional
3865 Dartmouth College Highway
N. Haverhill, NH 03774
or via mail-to-jail.com.
