THIS ORGANIZATION IS IN DISORGANIZATION
COPYRIGHT 2010 by Sam A. Robrin or whoever the hell it is who writes these things. Go ahead and use it, but if you make a little money on it, I want some!
Free State freedom activists look pompously askance
At anyone suggesting planning projects in advance.
Protests limp along not with a bang, but with the whimp’r of
A group of high school kids making impromptu tries at improv.
Headaches, itching, nosebleeds, palpitations, sweats, and trembling
Are side effects of any course of action but assembling
Slapdashedly together at the last remaining minute.
It’s messy, muddled madness with no trace of method in it.
Many activists are known to faint or throw up
At the proffer of polite entreaties to show up.
One fact’s irrefutable from careful observation:
This organization is in disorganization!
Freedom-lovers focus on life’s joys and how to get them —
Not in crafting tactics to persuade the State to let them.
Dealing with the State’s inane — sane folks don’t manage well with it,
The rational reaction is to simply say the hell with it.
Running through the Project is a much-debated schism:
Can cooperation coexist with individualism?
The proof of all this putting-down is evidenced in that all
Our goals are not achieved efficiently — if at all.
“Organized” has earned itself a blot over time —
Look at organized religion, labor, or crime.
Regardless of the word’s haphazard application,
This organization is in disorganization!
When the planning procedure proves positively to be a little rickety,
The slightest critique or suggestion is perceived as too persnickety.
No matter the merit or clear intent, the speaker’s dunned for an apology
For willfully trying to force on the group such an outlandish methodology.
The attitude here is that activism’s entirely up to you:
Do it yourself — including the stuff we told you we would do.
When unrehearsed events go Flop!, we say, “Oh what a shame,”
And slam the organizer with a metric ton of blame.
IRS, NSA, FBI, CIA,
FCC, BATF, and USDA,
DHS, EPA, DEA, DOE,
DOD or -J or -E or -L, -S, -I, -C,
OSHA, FEMA, NASA, HUD, the FDIC,
FTC, SEC, TSA, DMV,
Bureaus, agencies, police departments, and courts —
The competition has organization, of sorts!
As that (very small) sampling above indicates,
Our planning doesn’t measure up to that of the State’s.
One thing we must clean up before we sweep the nation:
The disorganization that’s in this organization!
Those who want to prove me wrong will have a terrific chance to do so this weekend. I’ll be very disappointed if they don’t disappoint me!
