Gov Hassan Autographs Special Edition Vodka Bottle

On Wednesday, September 03, a monumentous occasion occurred as the one and only governor Maggie Hassan visited Keene State College. On her foot voyage from the SUV to the front doors of the library, she was met with the usual escorts, but also including Free Keene blogger Derrick J. He steadily pitched hardball questions to New Hampshire’s highest politician, who consistently ignored him by miming casual conversation with others around her.

On the brief walkway preceding the entrance to the library doors, I encountered the scene of the governor’s entourage being led by Derrick. Approaching the governor, I inquired, maggie_hassan_vodkapodium“Governor Hassan, would you be able to sign my collectable decanter?,” referring to the vodka receptacle. Graciously, the high candidate obliged, “Sure,” taking and signing the ceramic canteen. With a signature striking similar to, “Messiah,” I was overjoyed to witness the hypocrisy of an anti-cannabis politician who is proud of their legal contributions to the state’s vodka industry. After the hilarious commercial the governor appeared in for the special edition NH state vodka bottle, I can imagine their value could only have skyrocketed. How far are we from the day when a New Hampshire governor autographs their personal strain of recreational cannabis? As boldly stated on the face of our nation’s official liquor decanter, “Live Free or Die”.

Embedded above is a propaganda piece produced by the DPRK in response to the successful visit of the governor to our quaint village. Below is the raw video of the ambush interview and signature acquisition on the day of the governor’s visit.

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Viride Faenum

Some members and proponents see laws as cast in stone never to be questioned. Never mind the reality is that a very involved system has been established to revise and create new law to supersede the old. If laws can be revised and created annually, just maybe they should not be held in such high esteem. The reality is that law is a snapshot of societies opinion at a given time and subject to change at the whim of society. Members of that society, a jury, may have the same foresight and need to be free to exercise. The legislatures… Read more »

Roger Wilson

The reality is that law is a snapshot of societies opinion at a given time You’re wrong there. The law is neither a snapshot nor is it society’s opinion. There are laws on the books that were enacted by people whose grandchildren died of old age generations ago, mixed in with laws passed this year. That’s not a snapshot, it’s an encrusted aggregation. As for the law being society’s opinion, that’s false too. The law is the opinion of the legislature, not of society. According to a Rasmussen public opinion survey released last week the percentage of US voters who… Read more »

davidinkeene

this is like begging for a permission slip to have a revolt

Rob

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A: No. Next question.

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