AKPF #1: Beclear

In this installment of AKPF #1, originally aired September 29, we are granted an anthology of president Obama’s clearest moments, including an after action report of a recently contested parking ticket in the DPRK district court system. Enjoy AKPF #1 episode, Beclear.

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RadicalAwesomeDude

The van looks cute and all but it is really an armored tactical assault vehicle ready to battle robin hooders.

Jason Free 123

…and battle innocent shoppers.

When visiting/shopping in Keene, parking downtown just isn’t worth the risk. Go to Wal-mart where they have free parking.

boss_of_free_keene

Or simply pay .25 cents for an hour and a half at the Gilbo Street lot, if you can stand the 100 yard walk to downtown..

state hater

People should park on their own property (the streets, which they allegedly own) for free.

boss_of_free_keene

Please give us your mailing address state hater so all the repair work bills can be sent to your house. Thanks for taking ownership.

thinkliberty

I don’t think you can just give the street to state hater. The public who also own the street probably wouldn’t give up their right to park freely on their own property. That would make him just as bad as the violent monopoly calling itself the city of Keene.

state hater

I was speaking within the context of the imperfect system that we have, that fools like you and your ilk demand that we keep. We want everything to be privatized, and after that happens, your object will be moot.

Slapping Yo Mom's Azz

And then you will cry and complain when massive corporations owned by people like me have the ultimate power & strip libertarians of all their freedoms and make them slaves. Not a false cry of slavery like bitch made libtards complaining getting arrested for smoking pot. I’m talking about actual iron shackles, whipping and hangings, making up some awful nickname like niggerlibs to brand you with, own your motherfucking ass and your children with some papers real fucking slavery. The massive corporations will have a gigantic arsenal and private military police force fully strapped with the means to end your… Read more »

state hater

There won’t be corporations if there is no government to charter them, you drooling moron.

A business that tried anything that you describe would be obliterated by other businesses, as well as various militias.

Slapping Yo Mom's Azz

Hey genius! There doesn’t need to be a Government in order for me to call my “privatized industry” whatever the fuck I want to. If I want to endorse my shit with corporate baller status you can’t stop me because I’m free you little pansy bitch. Don’t oppress me with your bullshit rules. I’m naming my business: “The Most Excellent Corporation of Giving State Hater’s Mother Hard Dickin’ Time All Up In Her Fat Jiggley Ass All Day Every Fucking Day, LLC, INC., Registered Mother F’N Trademark.” Pretty Excellent Name Huh? Thank You Freedom! P.S. – Where do you think… Read more »

state hater

You and your sycophants would be outnumbered and demolished. When there is no myth of authority, you’re not going to get the bulk of the population to imagine that you have authority.

Of course, you’re an imbecile, so this critical distinction between what we have now and what a stateless society would be like, goes completely over your head.

state hater

Once again, moron, PEOPLE WILL NOT IMAGINE SUCH A “CORPORATION” TO HAVE AUTHORITY, AND IT WILL BE OBLITERATED VIA OVERWHELMING RESISTANCE.

How fucking stupid are you?

Slapping Yo Mom's Azz

Apparently your level of mental retardation is quite high! People will do whatever they want weather you like it or not. You can’t control shit. I bet you have wet dreams about the awesome ultimate power of the U.S. government and all of it’s related subsidiaries. The best thing ever is that you will never even get the slightest experience of that type of control in your worthless lifetime. IF I USE CAPITAL LETTERS PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE MY STATEMENTS TO BE TRUE, thought the puny nerd typing on his keyboard because he couldn’t take the thought that he… Read more »

state hater

It’s “its,” not “it’s” in the context that you used the word, shit-for-brains.

Bad people will not do whatever they want “weather” [sic] I like it or not, since, in the absence of the belief in authority, said bad people will be vastly outnumbered by good people.

boss_of_free_keene

Oh the lovely idiocy of Anarchy, town a and town b are peaceful with no cops or military. Town C is a tyrant society with many killing machines and the people to use them.
Town C takes over towns a and b and they fail because “the people” who have no organized defense aren’t going to allow it. LMAO, freaking tool!

state hater

Retard, the percentage of people who are sociopaths and psychopaths is small. In the absence of the belief in authority, they will be overwhelmingly outnumbered, and would fucking die if and when they tried anything.

state hater

I already pay for the roads, you idiot. Haven’t you been paying attention?

Agent Kris

Parking Services? Does that mean they’ll park your car for you?

Roger Wilson

You beat me to it! I’m getting ideas for videos. When you see an agent, pull over and toss her your keys and start talking to her like a valet.

thinkliberty

No they just steal the cars of poor people. They think it’s a service.

Agent Kris

Damn. So I guess “services” as in “you got served.” http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Served%2C%20you%20got

AngryPacificist

LOL…this reminds me of our town (Indianapolis). The ticket givers walk around with “Parking Ambassador” labels on their jackets.

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