DPRK News Update for February

The official Democratic People’s Republic of Keene has released a ten minute February news update which airs on Cheshire TV as well as being hosted on the Aqua Keenedprk-unicorn-nhliquor youtube channel. In this timely update, we learn about the details of the audiotapes related to the Duckgate scandal from Nashua’s Crown Plaza Hotel, where an allegedly drunken state rep mowed down five ducks and injured more with his luxury vehicle. The recent electronic revenue generation theories being hypothesized in specific zones around Keene are overviewed, both from the perspectives of Keene’s Robin Hood as well as an AKPF field representative. Promotional consideration is given to the corporate sponsors, as the news update concludes with a hollywood cinematic teaser trailer.

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Scott

Once again, kudos to Officer Short. He was very friendly and professional. I feel that once again warrants mentioning.

Tony Jankowski

He wiped his bum and looked both ways before crossing. Gold stars for everyone for doing what they’re supposed to.

Scott

Actually, for a person who is constantly critical of the police like Ian is, and has had and documented MANY negative encounters (attitude, not outcome) interactions like this one with Officer Short should be pointed out as how they WANT police to act.

Chris Case

Boot lickers and flag wavers WANT to the police to shake down people who don’t file papers with the police state.

Everyone else does NOT WANT to be extorted by the police so they can harass people for not having the right kind of papers the police state demands.

I’d classify this as a negative encounter. As he was threatened with kidnapping will be placed in a cage, unless he appears before a man wearing an over-sized black dress.

Mike Lorrey

Dude, read your own quotes. Saying you are domiciled here makes you a resident.

Bob_Robert

I read the quotes, I’m not seeing it. Can you walk me through it?

Richard Bauman

Being domiciled is one element of being a resident:

RSA 21:6 -“A resident or inhabitant or both of this state …..shall be a person who is domiciled”

2d element is:

“who has, through all of his actions, demonstrated a current intent to designate that place of abode as his principal place of physical presence for the indefinite future to the exclusion of all others.”

Bob_Robert

“A resident or inhabitant or both of this state”

So one can be a resident without being an inhabitant, OR an inhabitant without being a resident. That’s what the word “or” means.

If they were dependent, as you assert, there would not be the word “or”, and it would be impossible to be “both”.

Richard Bauman

How can it be impossible to be both when the statute specifically says “or both of this state”. The statute specifically uses three scenarios:

-resident (or)

-inhabitant (or)

-both resident and inhabitant

My point was merely that being “domiciled” is one element of being a resident. It is also an element of being an inhabitant.

Bob_Robert

“My point was merely that being “domiciled” is one element of being a resident. It is also an element of being an inhabitant.”

So? Only one of those leads to the law requiring getting a New Hampshire DL, not both.

[…] View original article. […]

FTLJohnson

They’re actually reading the laws now?

PabloKOh

No victim, no crime.

Bradford

OMG! Ian, you’ll just have to move now. They’re on to you, now, Bro…
With Panetta stepping down, Your cell- the whole cell, not just u&mark,
is getting transferred to DHS…*Don’t you get it*???…I TOLD you this would happen right after Obama got re-elected…what you think MSGT Short was hassling your *residency* for?????…….he’s trying to warn you, too…why you think he shooed the Trooper???…don’t be an idiot…turtle, and loud penguin…eschelon up, you’re really puushing string on THAT line…)

Jeremy C. Green

I like the conversational style of that police officer. He was friendly, personal, and as far from being abusive as one could ever hope. I have no doubt that if push ever comes to shove, this officer will have a warm smile on his face and kind words of reassurance on his tongue as he hands you over to the warden of the FEMA camp.

Guest

Scott is a troll

Scott

It saddens me that you have to resort to name calling. Much like you, I am entitled to my opinion. I read a lot of the things on this site. Some I agree with, others I do not. Please respect my right to share my opinion and I will do the same for you.

Zeus Legion

Should the continued harassment and financial ruination not convince you to leave, I expect the next thing they’ll do is dust off the torches and pitchforks, maybe gather up an old-fashioned stoning or stake-burning.

Fst Sqr

Keene Underbosses have gotten very angry lately.

[…] The Keene police are coming after me for a violation level offense regarding not getting a driver’s license in NH after allegedly establishing “residency”. My arraignment on the charge is this week. […]

[…] The Keene police are coming after me for a violation level offense regarding not getting a driver’s license in NH after allegedly establishing “residency”. My arraignment on the charge is this week. […]

Richard Bauman

“Arraignment is set for 3/6 at 8:30a in Keene District Court. They have
been wanting to get me for this for a long time. We’re going to trial
and that should be a good time to ask some interesting questions about
obligations and residency and such.”

Did I miss the update on this case? Was there an arraignment and trial date set?

Gina Goodman

They are truly unbelievable. They are so full of hate for all you and the others represent (and the growing population elsewhere), that they clearly are fuming and literally starting to go so far off of the edge that it is laughable and pathetic. If they weren’t so evildoing, I would almost feel sorry for them. Hang in and hang on. Remember. You have right on your side and truth and you’re so much smarter and this is catching attention.

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