DPRK News Update for February

The official Democratic People’s Republic of Keene has released a ten minute February news update which airs on Cheshire TV as well as being hosted on the Aqua Keenedprk-unicorn-nhliquor youtube channel. In this timely update, we learn about the details of the audiotapes related to the Duckgate scandal from Nashua’s Crown Plaza Hotel, where an allegedly drunken state rep mowed down five ducks and injured more with his luxury vehicle. The recent electronic revenue generation theories being hypothesized in specific zones around Keene are overviewed, both from the perspectives of Keene’s Robin Hood as well as an AKPF field representative. Promotional consideration is given to the corporate sponsors, as the news update concludes with a hollywood cinematic teaser trailer.

School Board Disregards the Voters

Keene High SchoolDuring yesterday’s Keene School Board budgetary meeting the school board and the teachers showed their true colors. They care little about what the voters of Keene have to say and have little respect for the ever increasing property tax that has been inflicted upon the people who live in Keene. Conan Salada submitted multiple petition articles to the Keene School Board to be on the March ballot. Articles covered budget reductions as well as limiting the power of the school board to throw their weight around to get their way. In one exchange with school board member Ann Szot regarding the way the board rearranged the order of the articles straight out said they ordered them that way because they didn’t want them to pass. Interestingly Ann also donated money to Robin Hood of Keene for having saved her from a parking ticket recently. (more…)

Gary Chase’s Property Stolen & Destroyed by Winchester Town Bureaucrats

Gary ChaseAs you may recall from this original video interview with him from 2013 and this followup article, Gary Chase has had his life destroyed by the people calling themselves the “Town of Winchester”. Winchester is a notoriously corrupt place, and this case has plenty of it. There’s a lot to detail, but in short, the town bureaucrats have designs on Gary’s prime real estate in downtown Winchester, and have been attacking him over him storing various equipment and supplies on the property. Despite him attempting to comply with their demands, they come and steal his stuff. Though it was all supposed to go to a scrapyard, Gary says he has evidence that lots of the valuable equipment ended up at the homes of the town bureaucrats. Add to that the years spent in court, $250,000 in liens placed on his properties by the bureaucrats, his divorce (that happened because of the stress placed on them by the Town bureaucrats), and his crippling spine injury, and you have a man left decimated.

In videos just posted, Lauren Canario and her husband Jim Johnson show up with video cameras in 2013 to document the the open theft and destruction of Gary Chase’s property.

Quick interview with Gary on the scene:

Lauren attempts to get comment from the town bureaucrats there observing the theft: (more…)

Obama Speaks #SOTU For All

This week’s regularly scheduled AKPF #1 presentation has been rescheduled to present instead the presentation of official USA president Barack Obama in his Union of the State address for all citizens (but not all civilians). In the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but lacking in caricature silhouettes to adorn the bottom of the screen, the audience is treated to smokeblowimagesobamalive commentary from a local demographic recorded during an amity gathering. As scripted, the US president painted vast and vivid pictures of bright tomorrows from obfuscatory presents. The crowd was electrified most of the time, which featured politicians and bureaucrats of multiple privileged rankings.

KSC’s Equinox Publishes Front Page Robin Hooding Story

Wanted Robin HoodIn a follow up feature story, the Keene State College Equinox paper has published another story, front-page and above-the-fold, about Keene’s Robin Hooders, this time focusing on the appeal by “the City” to the Supreme Court in NH. Here’s the story, thanks to Karina Barriga Albring:

The tension between parking authorities and the free-staters continues as city officials await for a date to appeal the case against Robin Hood of Keene, this time in front of the state Supreme Court.

Keene officials are not happy with the decision Judge John C. Kissinger Jr. made when he dismissed the case the city had presented against six citizens known as “Robin Hooders.”

The city officials claimed the free-staters had allegedly harassed parking enforcement officers. (more…)

AKPF #1: Legal Herb, Illegal Audio

2013_08_10_ji_akpf1This informative installment of AKPF #1 takes you all the way to Concord, NH to sit in on the exciting hearing on the wiretapping law for the state, which currently is responsible for granting police the authority to kidnap and rob from innocent human beings under the guise of combating illegal recording. We even hear from bureaucrats who admit their deep-seated fear of recording devices and the individuals who wield them, as well as receiving updates from the cannabis legalization progression in Colorado. In a world where herbs are legal, the ability to make objective records is sure to follow closely behind.