21st Century Security is Peer-to-Peer

I keep one in my car and one on my keychain. In an emergency, like being pulled over or witnessing an arrest, I press it and dozens of first responders are alerted. They instantly know my emergency and location.

This is 21st-Century security. With beauty and simplicity that seems inspired by Apple, the Cell 411 Panic Button might be better-named “the Relax Button.” Finally I can relax knowing that in an emergency, I don’t need ten types of hand-eye coordination to alert first responders. One press of a button is all it takes.


My friend Link posted about it to Facebook:

“One of the coolest features is that it’s drop sensitive. Do you know how many thousands of people pay for subscriptions to emergency button services so someone will come help them up when they fall down? And now they can have that functionality for free in a way that calls people they know and trust who won’t automatically take them to the ER and drive up medical costs just to cover their asses!”

The buttons can be purchased for $25 each, and they come with accessories for easy every-day carry. Here is how the retailer describes the device:

The Cell 411 Panic Button connects to your Cell 411 application running on Android or iOS smartphone wirelessly over Bluetooth, providing users with a quick and easy way to alert your friends, neighbors, caregivers and loved ones in the event of an emergency. It can be carried in your pocket or bag or worn on the wrist or around the neck with the available accessories.
After pressing the Cell 411 panic button, an emergency alert will be sent out to the chosen cell or group of friends you configured. Your GPS location will be sent to your Cell 411 friends in real time, so they can come and assist you with turn by turn direction.

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  1. Derrick J, I think you need to go sucking back on your mom’s tit again, or maybe still.

  2. “First responders”?  First responders are people who are trained in Emergency Medical Service. They go to hours of training and refresher training. It’s sad when Derrick has to perverse a word that means life saving into childish, self entitled, BS.    Considering your long criminal history, you should get used to being confronted by law enforcement. No button is going to save you from tickets or jail.

  3. It is quite childish that you two are ripping on Derrick. I don’t know him, but this article is about Cell411 not him. This application is awesome and I cannot wait to try this relax button. Virgil is a great guy and is doing his part to make the world a better place. After all these incidents with cops murdering people, why would you not want to place your trust in your friends and family closer to you. Every second counts.

  4. BB SIZZLE What is this, Michael? No off-topic remarks about Derrick J’s sexual preferences? I wonder why Jacks isn’t in the least bit upset about this? He often takes issue with comments that are not within the bounds of what is being discussed. Yet here he is agreeing with you? I wonder what’s changed? Perhaps Jacks believes that pretense is a prerogative that extends only to himself and a few others.
    What do you think, Michael? Do you think that Jacks’s hypocrisy might be an unfortunate consequence of his crippling mythomania?

  5. rugbymaycry I disagree with you. This is just another app that the copblockers stole thinking it will get them out of a traffic ticket or arrest.  Seeing those people with a device like this just says to everyone they are self entitled children who think they are above the law.  I can bet it isn’t very reliable. It’s just a remake novelty of life line which is a real business.

  6. Jumping Jacks rugbymaycry Perhaps if you were a tad less self-righteous, Jacks, you could appreciate the idea that assistance does not always have to come in the form of government-approved credentials. You seem to be very easily provoked by arguments that presume to challenge this notion, Jacks. Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why that is?

  7. Drac Vermell Jumping Jacks rugbymaycry You continue you spew your brainwashed theories with no effect. I believe the serious head trauma your dad inflicted upon you is clouding your judgment.  I have never seen one video in which a freekeener didn’t receive a ticket when all of their friends show up.   Your pool side cocktail psychology only shows the limits of your comprehension of this subject.

  8. Jumping Jacks Drac Vermell rugbymaycry Offering speculation that I had a violent childhood isn’t a valid counterargument, Jacks. One would think that after so many years of trolling, you could have come up with something much more clever.
    As for your other claim, Jacks, at least for once you’re being honest. Partially, anyway. The part that you left out is that you don’t actually watch much Free Keene video content at all. You do understand that reading the brief synopsis included with the video capture doesn’t count as watching it, now do you Jacks?

  9. Now now Jacks, you know you don’t watch free keene videos, because drac says so.
    Fucking pathetic this one is…

  10. BB SIZZLE Michael dear, perhaps you haven’t heard? Jacks says he has me figured out now! That means he’s fully equipped to defend his fallacious arguments without any of your help!
    Maybe you should save your most lurid taunts for a future thread? You could even include an empty threat OR TWO with them as a bonus! Remember when you used to do that, sweetie? Boy, those were hysterical!

  11. Nah I’ll just stick to calling you fucking pathetic, just like the nitwits you support here, like Ian Bernard, Rich Paul, JP freeman, Derrick J, Cleaveland, Garrett Ian, Ethan Glover, etc, etc, etc. You get an e for effort in that department, that’s for sure. How do you keep up with all of this, seeing your a 90 year old washed up Romanian?

  12. BB SIZZLE My stars, Michael dear! Now that’s a lot of people to have an apple of discord with! You haven’t made any threats to any of them before, have you? Maybe you should give it a try, sweetie? You never know when that might work!
    But in all seriousness, Michael, I find it quite remarkable that you’re still unable to understand my purpose here! Jacks claims to have finally figured it out, so why can’t you? It’s not like I haven’t explained it to you several times in the past.
    Perhaps you just have too many distractions, Michael? Your bruised pride comes to mind. Perhaps if you could stop mewling over that you could finally reflect upon the role you’ve played in this little misunderstanding? What do you think, Michael, maybe a little introspection on your part should be the order of the day?

  13. Again, how do you keep up with this seeing that you are a 90 year old washed up Romanian?

  14. BB SIZZLE Michael dear, while I’m flattered that you’ve decided to come to me with questions about my personal life, I’m in no way obligated to answer any of them. And really dear, I know so little about you as it is – save your name, vocation, and personality defects. Perhaps if you could tell me more about yourself, I could be persuaded to answer some of your own questions in exchange? What do you think, kitten, are you game for that?

  15. You’ve said to others in the past that you were a 89 year old from Romania, and have grandchildren in the FSP. You now, will not dispose of that to me. I find it quite interesting.
    It seems to me like you’re living a lie, just like your friends here like Ian Bernard, Rich Paul, and especially JP, Matt Phillips, JP freeman, or whatever the fuck he is going by today? Your a fraud, and your too vacuous to realize that my name is not Micheal. Even Creepy Crawford knows what’s up, and he’s a complete nitwit.
    I guess you in the same category as him.

  16. BB SIZZLE Your reply here is absolutely priceless, Michael dear! Certainly my favorite was this awkward sentence: “You now, will not dispose of that to me.” It’s so entertaining watching you murder the English language, Michael. I wonder if I’ll ever tire of it?
    But you know, kitten, I’m quite curious about this recent practice of yours – the one where you keep listing the names of all of your rivals. This isn’t a Freudian slip of sorts, now is it dear? You don’t keep another such list under your bed, crossing out their names once you’ve gotten back at them? I trust you aren’t that unhinged, now are you darling?

  17. Skirting the questions again, I’m not surprised.
    How about this, when I ask a question that is aimed at you, it’s rhetorical from now on, because you can’t answer a simple question.
    Good day you fake.

  18. Oh to answer your question, I don’t keep a list of my rivals, their not my rivals they are idiots that you support here. What’s that make you?
    Wait, wait don’t answer that question.

  19. BB SIZZLE I’m sorry that you feel this way, Michael dear, but aren’t you misrepresenting the facts that have led to these events? Did we not have an agreement at one time where you would pose your questions to me politely, and in return I would answer them? As you well know, Michael, despite your repugnant personality I have made an effort to answer at least some of your questions. Just because you choose to reject my answers doesn’t mean that I haven’t held up my end of the bargain. Perhaps if you were of sterner stock, kitten, you could have learned a lesson from this – that you get what you pay for.

  20. BB SIZZLE For some reason, Michael dear, this fixation you have with whose side you think I’m on is impeding the way with which you’re perceiving my intentions. As I’ve told you a number of times, I support ideas, not people. Perhaps this conviction would be less foreign to you if you were less reliant upon others’ opinions for guidance.

  21. It was a rhetorical question dipshit, remember or have you not been taking your Ginko biloba?

  22. BB SIZZLE Michael dear, when you engage with others, you should always be prepared for a response in return. I would have though you would have learned this lesson by now, kitten. Perhaps you should stop being so oversensitive and instead try to learn to conduct yourself better when others point out your faults? I’m sure this will take a lot of practice on your part, dear, but I really think it will help you to establish a better reputation for yourself in this forum.

  23. Ginkgo biloba, take it yah old bastard!

  24. BB SIZZLE Now I know it’s been a difficult day for you, Michael, especially with all of this humiliation being heaped on you, but really dear, these temper tantrums are only helping to make you look even more silly. You really should take my advice, dear. I don’t think your low self-esteem can stand to be diminished any further.

  25. What’s with this “dear” shit? Are you Julia Child? Again, rhetorical. Nite, nite!

  26. BB SIZZLE Why Michael dear, I had no idea that you found these little sobriquets of mine to be so nettlesome! Personally, I think they helps to add contrast to your own bad behavior here. But you know, kitten, I could perhaps be convinced to address you more as an equal if you made an effort to behave like an adult. What do you say, Michael, are you courageous enough to take that leap?

  27. Rhetorical questions, dipshit, rhetorical questions.

  28. BB SIZZLE You could always try trolling under a different name, Michael dear. Perhaps this would help you to draw in fewer eyes, at least for a time. You might want to be careful with your spelling though, kitten. Your frequent problems with the words “your” and “you’re” tend to give you away.

  29. It’s not a problem drac, it’s talk to text and I could give a shit about proof reading. I’m busy, unlike yourself. It’s about getting the word out about the devious nature of free Keene, and the twisted people that support them.
    Sincerely, Mr. Grammar

  30. Your fucking hopeless. Just like Free Keene.
    Good day fuckface. BTW I don’t get alerts from my email everytime you spew your drivel.
    I chose when or not to view your waste of time here. Fuck off.

  31. BB SIZZLE I’m sorry, Michael dear, but it is a problem. Maybe you should take my advice and try to improve this, kitten? I know you have the time. You can’t be that busy because you’ve been replying to me all day. I promise you that the effort will be well worth the reward. And think of how much more successful you’ll be with the leaps to your self-esteem that’s sure to follow!

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